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Recorded live on YouTube
9/10 & 9/11, 2016
by Doug Kaplan
released November 8, 2016
It’s be©oming in©®easingly ©lea® to all of those who a®e woke that the Reptilian Overlords™ have taken full ©ommand of Planet Earth™. As we app®oa©h an ele©tion that many ag®ee is ‘the most important ele©tion of ou® lifetimes, eve®yone must make a ve®y impo®tant de©ision: whethe® to suppo®t Red Lizard Guy™ or Blue Lizard Woman™. It’s also p®etty ©lea® that The Illuminati™ play an impo®tant ®ole in this global ©onspi®a©y, spying on our eve®y move. “But whe®e ©an I find this Illuminati™?”, you might ask you®self. You don’t need to find them, be©ause they found you de©ades ago and a®e t®a©king you® eve®y move ®ight now. The NSA™ monito®s all of ou® ©ommuni©ation, Facebook™ and Google™ t®a©k ou® eve®y ©lick, you® Apple™ iPhone pings a satellite with you® lo©ation eve®y step of the way, and ou® enti®e digital ®eality [whi©h at this point takes up mo®e ®eal estate than ou® physi©al ®eality] is ©a®efully ©onstr®u©ted by the powe®s that be.
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